1 00:00:13,405 --> 00:00:14,444 Brian. 2 00:00:15,261 --> 00:00:16,844 Fuck you, Paco! 3 00:00:17,344 --> 00:00:19,156 Did it really have to be my mom? 4 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:23,290 - You motherfucker! - Brian! 5 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:24,857 Brian, I know what I did was wrong! 6 00:00:25,553 --> 00:00:28,386 Didn't stop you from doing it, though! 7 00:00:28,386 --> 00:00:29,553 Brian, calm down! 8 00:00:29,968 --> 00:00:31,343 Come on! Cut it out! 9 00:00:31,593 --> 00:00:33,653 - Stop it, Brian! - How long has this been going on? 10 00:00:33,678 --> 00:00:34,804 How many times? 11 00:00:35,057 --> 00:00:36,156 You know what? 12 00:00:36,181 --> 00:00:37,181 No, no, no! Brian! 13 00:00:37,206 --> 00:00:38,373 Don't answer. 14 00:00:40,653 --> 00:00:42,403 Brian. I'm older and should know better. 15 00:00:42,428 --> 00:00:44,053 I should have stayed away. 16 00:00:45,599 --> 00:00:46,849 Mom, shut up! 17 00:00:47,971 --> 00:00:49,888 I don't wanna talk to you right now! 18 00:00:51,123 --> 00:00:52,148 Bro, 19 00:00:53,841 --> 00:00:55,632 you know about my worries. 20 00:00:55,719 --> 00:00:56,761 Brian, calm down! 21 00:00:56,761 --> 00:00:59,178 My dad cheated on my mom! 22 00:00:59,589 --> 00:01:01,589 Now you're doing the same thing to me? 23 00:01:01,773 --> 00:01:04,162 And you're screwing my mom at that? 24 00:01:04,187 --> 00:01:05,476 Sorry, Brian! I messed up! 25 00:01:05,948 --> 00:01:07,448 Go on! Beat me up! 26 00:01:08,662 --> 00:01:09,912 I want you to feel good! 27 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:13,479 Brian! Brian! 28 00:01:35,820 --> 00:01:37,595 I'll be on my way, Pastora. 29 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:38,671 Joanna. 30 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:43,951 I welcomed you into my house wholeheartedly-- 31 00:01:43,976 --> 00:01:47,053 Like you were my own daughter, as Joanna's sister-- 32 00:01:47,091 --> 00:01:49,007 And this is how you repay my kindness? 33 00:01:49,683 --> 00:01:52,766 Why do you teenagers always rush into things! 34 00:01:53,469 --> 00:01:54,835 I'm sorry, ma'am. 35 00:02:13,729 --> 00:02:14,729 Ma. 36 00:02:15,734 --> 00:02:17,526 Can I explain? 37 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:19,866 Explain? 38 00:02:20,554 --> 00:02:23,069 I can't even describe what I saw. 39 00:02:23,094 --> 00:02:24,969 I don't understand how I feel. 40 00:02:25,069 --> 00:02:26,903 What got into your head? 41 00:02:26,962 --> 00:02:28,628 I know you're disappointed, Ma. 42 00:02:28,653 --> 00:02:31,778 Disappointed? I am not disappointed, Joanna. 43 00:02:31,904 --> 00:02:33,654 I am mad! I am furious! 44 00:02:33,679 --> 00:02:35,169 I am indifferent! 45 00:02:35,194 --> 00:02:37,694 But Ma, that was me. 46 00:02:37,804 --> 00:02:39,734 You? That was you? 47 00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:42,171 You're a dyke! 48 00:02:42,671 --> 00:02:45,553 - Dyke isn't politically correct, Ma. - What do you want me to call you? 49 00:02:45,578 --> 00:02:47,369 A lesbian? 50 00:02:47,638 --> 00:02:48,953 I don't know, Ma! 51 00:02:49,178 --> 00:02:50,761 All I know is I like Allaine. 52 00:02:50,761 --> 00:02:54,386 Yes. That Allaine. She's the lesbian! 53 00:02:54,588 --> 00:02:55,588 Gender fluid. 54 00:02:56,234 --> 00:02:59,639 This fucking girl-- Lord, I'm sorry, Lord! 55 00:02:59,664 --> 00:03:03,594 You see? You've put the devil in my mouth! 56 00:03:04,630 --> 00:03:06,218 Lord, I am sorry! 57 00:03:06,546 --> 00:03:10,611 Please grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, 58 00:03:10,636 --> 00:03:13,678 the courage to accept it and to do it. 59 00:03:13,678 --> 00:03:19,553 Lord God, please knock on my mother's big heart so that 60 00:03:19,845 --> 00:03:24,576 she may understand and accept me as I am as you do with all your children. 61 00:03:26,495 --> 00:03:30,562 Go pray in your room! You're encroaching on my time slot with God! 62 00:03:31,653 --> 00:03:36,351 Lord, God in heaven, again, 63 00:03:36,786 --> 00:03:39,070 forgive me. 64 00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:42,070 And my daughter. 65 00:03:43,094 --> 00:03:44,886 Lord, please. 66 00:04:46,428 --> 00:04:47,428 Brian. 67 00:04:49,131 --> 00:04:51,263 You still haven't listened to my side. 68 00:04:52,021 --> 00:04:55,107 You said you would listen to my troubles. 69 00:04:58,203 --> 00:04:59,490 Seriously, mom? 70 00:05:00,344 --> 00:05:07,037 After you hid and lied to me about having sex with my friend? 71 00:05:10,803 --> 00:05:13,219 I know that what I did was wrong, son. 72 00:05:14,318 --> 00:05:16,219 And I'm not trying to justify my actions. 73 00:05:16,244 --> 00:05:18,661 I only need you to understand why I did it. 74 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:21,428 Where I'm coming from. 75 00:05:24,448 --> 00:05:26,599 That's justifying it. 76 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,075 What I mean is, 77 00:05:34,117 --> 00:05:36,367 go ahead and be disgusted by me, 78 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:38,646 get angry with me-- 79 00:05:39,966 --> 00:05:43,428 But I want you to understand how it happened that way. 80 00:05:43,428 --> 00:05:45,969 When I first sat down with Paco, 81 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:49,943 I admit, I was tempted. 82 00:05:52,990 --> 00:05:54,732 I was feeling so lonely-- 83 00:05:55,805 --> 00:05:59,060 Probably from my separation with your father-- 84 00:06:01,169 --> 00:06:05,085 Or because I was stressed over our finances… 85 00:06:06,982 --> 00:06:10,648 Somehow, I was flattered somebody looked at me that way. 86 00:06:13,769 --> 00:06:15,919 But Ma, with a student? 87 00:06:17,525 --> 00:06:20,419 Even if Paco's at a legal age, that doesn't make it right. 88 00:06:21,404 --> 00:06:24,404 That's why Paco and I have decided to stop. 89 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:28,584 What you saw, that was our last session. 90 00:06:31,128 --> 00:06:32,826 How convenient. 91 00:06:35,138 --> 00:06:36,138 It's true. 92 00:06:36,328 --> 00:06:37,995 What hurts me the most, 93 00:06:38,979 --> 00:06:43,062 is knowing you don't trust me. 94 00:06:44,799 --> 00:06:45,799 I wish-- 95 00:06:46,709 --> 00:06:51,815 I wish you had told me the first time you were tempted. 96 00:06:53,797 --> 00:06:57,713 Then I could have helped take your mind off of it. 97 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:00,501 I don't know how to answer that, son. 98 00:07:02,209 --> 00:07:04,334 But it's over, okay? 99 00:07:04,459 --> 00:07:05,459 It's done. 100 00:07:07,876 --> 00:07:11,917 Please forgive me. I'm so sorry. 101 00:07:31,565 --> 00:07:33,107 Hey, Ma. How are you? 102 00:07:33,292 --> 00:07:35,751 I'm good. Where are you? 103 00:07:36,308 --> 00:07:38,225 Out. Looking for a ride. 104 00:07:38,487 --> 00:07:39,696 Are you home yet? 105 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,959 Yes, and can you guess who's with me? 106 00:07:43,961 --> 00:07:45,002 Hi, dearie! 107 00:07:45,842 --> 00:07:48,050 Was that Dad? What's he doing there? 108 00:07:48,626 --> 00:07:52,376 Your mom and I got back together! Isn't that good? 109 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:57,173 Are you serious? Do you think relationships are a joke? 110 00:07:57,501 --> 00:07:59,019 You fight, you get back together, 111 00:07:59,019 --> 00:08:01,385 all the yelling and separating, what's the matter with you? 112 00:08:02,698 --> 00:08:04,167 You're so selfish! 113 00:08:04,167 --> 00:08:06,292 And I'm the one who's got to deal with all of it! 114 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:11,376 Allaine, come home. Then we'll talk. 115 00:08:11,771 --> 00:08:14,396 You should be my role models, Ma! Pa! 116 00:08:14,815 --> 00:08:17,232 But why do you seem more immature than me? 117 00:08:24,424 --> 00:08:26,959 Allaine, what's up? 118 00:08:27,689 --> 00:08:29,314 Can I stay at your place? 119 00:08:29,339 --> 00:08:30,714 Nope. Sorry. 120 00:08:30,834 --> 00:08:33,042 Come on, please! It's just one night. 121 00:08:33,282 --> 00:08:35,073 I have guests. Bye. 122 00:08:42,948 --> 00:08:46,323 Okay! Question number 1. 123 00:08:47,584 --> 00:08:54,417 What is the state of nature of a man according to Hobbes? 124 00:08:54,831 --> 00:09:02,752 The state of nature is characterized by the "war of every man against every man--" 125 00:09:02,883 --> 00:09:03,966 Finish the sentence! 126 00:09:04,799 --> 00:09:10,209 Solitary, poor… go on. 127 00:09:10,251 --> 00:09:14,167 Nasty… brutish... 128 00:09:17,127 --> 00:09:18,732 and short. 129 00:09:19,172 --> 00:09:21,047 Okay. Correct. 130 00:09:23,755 --> 00:09:25,924 Bubu, you're amazing! 131 00:09:26,713 --> 00:09:29,376 For sure you'll get a perfect score on the essay. 132 00:09:30,459 --> 00:09:33,834 "Bubu"? Is that short for 'bobo' ? 133 00:09:34,626 --> 00:09:35,626 No, silly. 134 00:09:36,292 --> 00:09:37,792 It's short for 'Bullet'. 135 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:41,877 Don't you like it? 136 00:09:42,709 --> 00:09:45,292 I do. Want another round? 137 00:09:46,990 --> 00:09:49,032 Okay. Another set of questions. 138 00:09:52,251 --> 00:09:53,876 What! Really? 139 00:10:02,901 --> 00:10:05,276 What's the title of the book Marx wrote? 140 00:10:08,032 --> 00:10:10,240 Daks Kapital! 141 00:10:10,539 --> 00:10:12,463 Das, not Daks. 142 00:10:31,751 --> 00:10:32,959 Erica! Erica! 143 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,734 Erica! I missed you! 144 00:10:36,127 --> 00:10:37,669 I'm so happy you're back. 145 00:10:38,959 --> 00:10:41,876 Paco, let's go somewhere private. 146 00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:45,626 I hope you read my letter. 147 00:10:45,626 --> 00:10:47,542 - Pac-- - Look, I'm really sorry. 148 00:10:48,126 --> 00:10:50,834 Paco, please. I need you to listen to me. 149 00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:51,937 Okay. Sorry, sorry. 150 00:10:53,042 --> 00:10:54,959 S-someone harassed me. 151 00:10:55,008 --> 00:10:56,038 Huh? 152 00:10:56,180 --> 00:10:57,201 Who? 153 00:10:58,164 --> 00:10:59,997 Mr. Ragos. 154 00:11:18,167 --> 00:11:19,709 She's not in there. 155 00:11:20,167 --> 00:11:21,792 Are you trying to score another basket? 156 00:11:22,104 --> 00:11:24,479 Next time you'll be showing up at our house. 157 00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:27,001 Look, bro. I don't want any trouble. 158 00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:30,376 You should've thought of that before you decided my mom's fair game. 159 00:11:31,459 --> 00:11:34,167 I already apologized, bro. That's from the heart. 160 00:11:34,516 --> 00:11:36,667 And if you can't accept my sorry, 161 00:11:36,692 --> 00:11:38,317 I can't force you. 162 00:11:38,709 --> 00:11:40,209 Then why are you here? 163 00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:43,809 I need Holly's advice. 164 00:11:43,834 --> 00:11:46,001 Or anyone who might be able to help me. 165 00:11:46,334 --> 00:11:47,334 Try me. 166 00:11:47,810 --> 00:11:48,850 What? 167 00:11:48,905 --> 00:11:53,184 Try me. I'm the friend you should have been talking to from the start. 168 00:11:53,209 --> 00:11:54,459 Not my mom. 169 00:11:54,876 --> 00:11:57,667 Okay. I trust you-- 170 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,542 You're my buddy. 171 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:00,987 Shoot. 172 00:12:02,469 --> 00:12:05,219 Bro, Erica was harassed by a teacher. 173 00:12:06,022 --> 00:12:07,938 And I want to help her but-- 174 00:12:07,963 --> 00:12:09,463 I don't know what to do. 175 00:12:09,542 --> 00:12:11,501 We should talk to the principal. 176 00:12:12,417 --> 00:12:14,084 It's the principal who did it. 177 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:15,459 Fuck! 178 00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:18,209 Then let's talk to the other principal. 179 00:12:27,334 --> 00:12:29,542 Why did you block me from the group chat? 180 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,586 I can't find our group chat anymore. 181 00:12:33,251 --> 00:12:36,126 We didn't block you. 182 00:12:36,501 --> 00:12:37,792 We kicked you out. 183 00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:38,917 Why? 184 00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:41,584 A group decision. 185 00:13:15,209 --> 00:13:17,542 Hey. What's up? 186 00:13:17,751 --> 00:13:19,334 Can I stay at your place? 187 00:13:19,368 --> 00:13:20,567 Nope. Sorry. 188 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,559 Come on. Please! It's just one night. 189 00:13:22,592 --> 00:13:24,467 I have guests. Bye. 190 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,930 Why don't we kick Allaine off the group chat? 191 00:13:28,955 --> 00:13:33,413 True. She thinks she's the center of attention. 192 00:13:33,876 --> 00:13:35,917 Sure. I agree. 193 00:13:36,891 --> 00:13:38,849 You're our queen tonight. 194 00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:41,130 Allaine's old news. 195 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,048 She's not gonna like it. 196 00:13:51,309 --> 00:13:52,601 How could you? 197 00:13:52,626 --> 00:13:54,792 I created that group chat! 198 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,042 But you were gone for a while. 199 00:13:58,013 --> 00:14:02,138 Ever since Joanna showed up in your life, 200 00:14:02,601 --> 00:14:04,234 you just left us hanging. 201 00:14:05,584 --> 00:14:08,726 Look, this is for your own good. 202 00:14:09,459 --> 00:14:12,251 What makes you say that? 203 00:14:12,792 --> 00:14:14,751 I know you're in love with Joanna-- 204 00:14:15,091 --> 00:14:17,049 But no matter how much you like her, 205 00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:20,242 I know you won't take her seriously as long as you have a fallback. 206 00:14:20,599 --> 00:14:22,016 Fallback? 207 00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:24,440 What are you talking about? 208 00:14:25,141 --> 00:14:28,059 You won't put in the effort to work Joanna 209 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,376 because you know you'll always have us. 210 00:14:31,232 --> 00:14:33,594 I want to believe you 211 00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:36,042 but Joanna's not the problem. 212 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:39,917 It's her mom! She thinks I'm Satan's little helper. 213 00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:42,126 She'll never let me near Joanna again! 214 00:14:42,746 --> 00:14:44,996 Oh come on, Allaine! 215 00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:46,501 See? 216 00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,687 You've already given up on her. 217 00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:50,459 Because you know you're attractive. 218 00:14:50,982 --> 00:14:53,024 You'll find someone new easy. 219 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:57,376 Make an effort. If you want her, do something about it. 220 00:15:06,933 --> 00:15:09,017 Justine Joanna Mallari! 221 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,709 I'll show you how much you've made me so upset 222 00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:14,709 because of what you did until we reach your classroom! 223 00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:16,133 Is that clear? Huh? 224 00:15:16,158 --> 00:15:18,336 - This is so embarrassing. - What's so embarrassing? 225 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:22,126 If you hadn't broken my trust, I'd be enjoying a cup of coffee at home right now! 226 00:15:22,126 --> 00:15:24,042 You don't have to do this, Ma. 227 00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:25,626 What do you mean? 228 00:15:25,876 --> 00:15:28,251 - What's that harlot's name? - Allaine, Ma. 229 00:15:28,251 --> 00:15:30,376 Allaine. You'd better stay away from her, got it? 230 00:15:30,376 --> 00:15:32,001 But Ma, we're classmates! 231 00:15:32,001 --> 00:15:34,876 Then tomorrow you'll be in section C! I'll have you transferred from section A! 232 00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:37,150 Joanna! 233 00:15:37,313 --> 00:15:38,313 I love you! 234 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:40,917 Faco! 235 00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:42,876 Faco! 236 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:45,976 - It's Paco. - Faco! 237 00:15:46,001 --> 00:15:47,648 What brings you here, ma'am? 238 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,303 Have you got your semen under control? 239 00:15:51,328 --> 00:15:53,292 Ma'am? What kind of question is that? 240 00:15:53,349 --> 00:15:54,804 You know, dude! 241 00:15:56,898 --> 00:15:59,976 I'll see you later, okay? Let's have dinner. You, me, and Joanna. 242 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,251 I'll text you the details! 243 00:16:03,703 --> 00:16:05,501 Shouldn't that be Joanna's decision? 244 00:16:05,501 --> 00:16:08,001 No way. She's been making terrible decisions lately 245 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,792 so I'm taking control of everything. 246 00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:12,459 So 6 p.m. tonight? 247 00:16:14,815 --> 00:16:15,815 Yes? 248 00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:17,055 Okay, ma'am. 249 00:16:18,334 --> 00:16:19,626 God bless. 250 00:16:21,055 --> 00:16:23,763 Hide me, please! I can't be seen by Pastora! 251 00:16:27,209 --> 00:16:28,209 Don't tell me-- 252 00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:29,945 I'll tell you later. 253 00:16:30,029 --> 00:16:31,321 Good morning class. 254 00:16:31,409 --> 00:16:33,409 Good morning, sir. 255 00:16:33,771 --> 00:16:36,242 I just want to say goodbye to you formally-- 256 00:16:36,751 --> 00:16:40,001 Because this is my last day as your professor. 257 00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:44,584 Starting next week, 258 00:16:46,251 --> 00:16:48,709 I will be your principal! 259 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,391 Congrats, sir! 260 00:16:55,032 --> 00:16:57,323 Our principal is so hot! 261 00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:00,797 As your former student affairs admin, 262 00:17:01,209 --> 00:17:03,167 I know all about your needs. 263 00:17:03,626 --> 00:17:06,376 So if you have any concerns, just let me know. 264 00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:08,016 - Okay? - Yes, sir. 265 00:17:10,435 --> 00:17:14,435 Sir, what if my immediate concern is to have a baby with you? 266 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:16,917 Calm down. 267 00:17:18,883 --> 00:17:19,917 Hey. 268 00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:22,501 Erica. Are you okay? 269 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,167 Yes, sir. 270 00:17:24,192 --> 00:17:25,667 You missed a lot of classes. 271 00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:28,438 Please come to my office so we can 272 00:17:28,938 --> 00:17:32,312 talk about your absences and see what the school can do to help you. 273 00:17:32,337 --> 00:17:33,391 Okay? 274 00:17:35,678 --> 00:17:37,261 Let's go. Come with me. 275 00:17:51,194 --> 00:17:53,713 Excuse me. Is Amber here? 276 00:17:54,459 --> 00:17:55,459 Nope. 277 00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:59,542 Okay, can you tell her I dropped by? Thank you. 278 00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:02,626 Wait, wait, wait. I'll cut to the chase. 279 00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,626 Can you stop bothering Amber? 280 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,959 My friend's pulling her hair out when it comes to you. 281 00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:11,126 Of course, Amber deserves better. 282 00:18:11,151 --> 00:18:12,651 What are you saying? 283 00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:14,167 Oh, come on. 284 00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:16,376 We know you're just leading her on. 285 00:18:16,376 --> 00:18:19,709 You say you like her but you can't own up to it 286 00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:22,584 and you can't even accept her completely as she is. 287 00:18:23,573 --> 00:18:26,615 Look, I know I did a lot of things wrong and I have more to learn-- 288 00:18:27,145 --> 00:18:28,562 But I do like Amber. 289 00:18:28,587 --> 00:18:29,753 Believe me. 290 00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,042 I want to make it up to her. 291 00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:34,773 And if you can help me do that, 292 00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:37,042 I will really appreciate it big time. 293 00:18:39,042 --> 00:18:40,126 You look sincere. 294 00:18:40,126 --> 00:18:42,126 - You're switching sides, girl? - No, silly. 295 00:18:45,044 --> 00:18:47,877 - Hmm, are you being serious right now? - Yes! I'm serious about Amber! 296 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:52,180 There you go. Perfect. 297 00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:56,959 Is this right? Is this really what Amber expects me to do? 298 00:18:57,089 --> 00:19:02,089 Of course. She wants you to stop being insecure about your masculinity. 299 00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:05,917 And that you can also embrace your feminine side. 300 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,709 By being a drag queen? 301 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:08,866 Yes! 302 00:19:08,891 --> 00:19:12,751 Because everyone loves drag queens! 303 00:19:14,966 --> 00:19:16,966 You think Amber will be thrilled to see this? 304 00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:18,584 For sure! 305 00:19:21,295 --> 00:19:22,837 Okay. Thank you. 306 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,190 You look good. 307 00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:28,759 What's going on here? 308 00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:32,367 May I present to you… 309 00:19:32,516 --> 00:19:35,891 Miss Brigada Eskwela! 310 00:19:40,211 --> 00:19:43,211 Brian, what has gotten into you? 311 00:19:43,626 --> 00:19:45,709 They said you'd like me like this. 312 00:19:46,459 --> 00:19:49,334 It'll help you get to know my feminine side. 313 00:19:49,586 --> 00:19:51,620 You don't have to do that! 314 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,167 What do you want, then? 315 00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:56,126 I swear I don't get you! 316 00:19:56,751 --> 00:19:59,001 Know yourself-- 317 00:20:00,126 --> 00:20:02,959 and be sensitive to other people's feelings! 318 00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:05,292 You don't have to do drag... 319 00:20:05,292 --> 00:20:06,834 just for show! 320 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,376 Oh my God. 321 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,245 That's okay, babe. 322 00:20:13,459 --> 00:20:15,378 Brian, good effort. 323 00:20:15,403 --> 00:20:17,376 - We love you. - Thank you. 324 00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:30,251 Mom? Dad? 325 00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:31,626 What are you doing here? 326 00:20:31,626 --> 00:20:34,501 Ah, dear. We wanted to talk to you. 327 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:39,126 About last night. We really took your words to heart. 328 00:20:39,766 --> 00:20:43,141 It's true that we were acting immature. 329 00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:48,001 We're sorry we've been leaving you out of our major decisions. 330 00:20:48,351 --> 00:20:50,934 We want you to be part of our lives so 331 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:55,459 from now on, we'll decide things as a family. 332 00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:59,334 You just realized this now, for real? 333 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:05,126 The sad truth, sweetie, is that not all old people think like old people. 334 00:21:06,584 --> 00:21:08,334 Allaine, dear, 335 00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:10,251 we want to do better. 336 00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,126 I hope we can make it up to you. 337 00:21:19,313 --> 00:21:23,188 Come to the restaurant. Here's the address. 338 00:21:27,438 --> 00:21:28,896 Wanna make it up to me? 339 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:31,667 I have an idea. 340 00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:34,042 Do something for me. 341 00:21:42,354 --> 00:21:43,688 I'll see you. 342 00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:58,292 Dad. 343 00:21:59,292 --> 00:22:00,667 What are you doing here? 344 00:22:01,292 --> 00:22:03,751 And you? What have you done to yourself? 345 00:22:04,498 --> 00:22:07,290 Why are you wearing that? Have you lost it? 346 00:22:08,464 --> 00:22:10,881 Did you come here to insult me? 347 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,123 I wanted to surprise you. 348 00:22:13,588 --> 00:22:15,001 I just thought-- 349 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:18,501 that maybe the volleyball camp in Thailand will do you some good. 350 00:22:19,751 --> 00:22:20,959 Really, Dad? 351 00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,739 But for fuck's sake, Brian! 352 00:22:25,198 --> 00:22:27,032 You keep on disappointing me! 353 00:22:27,876 --> 00:22:29,584 What is this gay shit? 354 00:22:32,292 --> 00:22:33,834 Dad! Dad, stop! 355 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:36,376 Just leave! 356 00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:38,667 Leave! 357 00:22:39,165 --> 00:22:40,540 I don't need you! 358 00:22:40,584 --> 00:22:41,876 What did you say?! 359 00:22:41,876 --> 00:22:46,709 I don't need you! You can shove your money up your ass! 360 00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:48,001 I don't need it! 361 00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:49,376 How dare you talk to me like this! 362 00:22:49,930 --> 00:22:51,721 I'm happy with what I’m doing. 363 00:22:52,001 --> 00:22:54,042 I no longer need validation from you! 364 00:22:54,357 --> 00:22:56,774 I'm over that phase! 365 00:22:57,236 --> 00:22:58,396 Just go! 366 00:23:16,213 --> 00:23:19,534 So what are you busy with these days? 367 00:23:19,559 --> 00:23:22,081 - Just school stuff. - Really? 368 00:23:22,495 --> 00:23:24,487 So you've got lots of time. 369 00:23:24,932 --> 00:23:26,893 - Mm, some. - Ahh... 370 00:23:27,542 --> 00:23:29,440 Then why did you stop courting my daughter? 371 00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:32,292 Ma'am? Didn't you tell me to stay away from Joanna? 372 00:23:32,292 --> 00:23:35,126 Stay away is different from stop courting. 373 00:23:35,126 --> 00:23:37,459 You're so slow, dude. So slow. 374 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,251 Ma, please stop embarrassing yourself. 375 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,209 Is that what I'm doing? Sorry. 376 00:23:43,007 --> 00:23:45,149 What course are you planning to take up in college? 377 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:46,584 I actually don't know yet. 378 00:23:46,584 --> 00:23:47,751 Ah, I see. 379 00:23:47,837 --> 00:23:50,892 Why don't you take up Engineering? Engineering can give you a lot of perspective. 380 00:23:50,917 --> 00:23:52,792 Opens up a lot of prospects in life. 381 00:23:52,792 --> 00:23:55,584 You can go abroad. And after that, 382 00:23:55,584 --> 00:23:57,876 - get married-- - Ma! What the heck? 383 00:23:57,876 --> 00:23:59,001 Are you a pimp? 384 00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:01,751 No, a matchmaker. 385 00:24:02,812 --> 00:24:05,059 Ah, excuse me, Pastora. 386 00:24:05,084 --> 00:24:07,542 My name is Carmen. I'm Allaine's mom. 387 00:24:07,542 --> 00:24:09,751 - And this is Allister, her dad. - Ah. Hi. 388 00:24:09,751 --> 00:24:16,876 The reason we're here is just to clarify what Allaine's intentions are with Joanna. 389 00:24:18,292 --> 00:24:19,292 Uh-- 390 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,667 In that case, please join us. 391 00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:25,251 It would be unchristian of me to not invite you to the table. 392 00:24:25,251 --> 00:24:26,501 Please have a seat. 393 00:24:26,501 --> 00:24:28,917 Thank you for coming. I'll bounce. 394 00:24:28,959 --> 00:24:31,376 Huh? Faco? 395 00:24:32,028 --> 00:24:33,236 It's Paco, ma'am. 396 00:24:34,987 --> 00:24:36,196 Bye, bye. 397 00:24:44,542 --> 00:24:48,376 Are you aware of what your daughter did to my daughter? 398 00:24:49,417 --> 00:24:52,901 I welcomed your daughter into my house. 399 00:24:53,182 --> 00:24:57,542 But in exchange, she took advantage of my daughter! 400 00:24:57,581 --> 00:25:00,001 Ma! I wanted it, too! 401 00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:01,126 Be quiet! 402 00:25:01,323 --> 00:25:03,876 If I may squeeze a word in, Pastora. 403 00:25:03,876 --> 00:25:07,167 Well, look at them. They're young ladies now. 404 00:25:08,018 --> 00:25:10,213 They know what they're doing. 405 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:14,084 You're sounding a bit homophobic. 406 00:25:14,084 --> 00:25:15,376 Me? Homophobic? 407 00:25:15,501 --> 00:25:16,501 So you're not? 408 00:25:16,778 --> 00:25:17,778 No. 409 00:25:17,803 --> 00:25:20,557 Are you a member of Aiza's parish? 410 00:25:21,227 --> 00:25:25,292 I'm not. All that's clear to me is what the bible says. 411 00:25:25,474 --> 00:25:29,599 According to the Corinthians, man is made for a woman. 412 00:25:29,717 --> 00:25:31,549 Ah, hold on a minute. 413 00:25:31,574 --> 00:25:34,209 What seems to be the problem here? 414 00:25:34,234 --> 00:25:36,368 First of all, they're both girls. 415 00:25:36,393 --> 00:25:39,726 Two wombs don't make a baby. 416 00:25:39,815 --> 00:25:42,251 That's right, and look how careful they are. 417 00:25:42,251 --> 00:25:45,209 They're not gonna get pregnant because they use condoms. 418 00:25:45,209 --> 00:25:46,084 Oh my God! 419 00:25:46,084 --> 00:25:48,626 Yes! They use surgical gloves! 420 00:25:48,626 --> 00:25:50,459 And they don't make a mess. 421 00:25:50,501 --> 00:25:53,042 These parents! These parents! 422 00:25:53,042 --> 00:25:54,959 What's important, ma'am, 423 00:25:54,959 --> 00:25:56,501 is that Joanna and I are happy together, right? 424 00:25:56,501 --> 00:25:57,792 Yes, Ma! 425 00:25:59,709 --> 00:26:01,292 What do you suggest? 426 00:26:01,751 --> 00:26:07,001 My suggestion is to let them date. 427 00:26:07,001 --> 00:26:08,001 Date? 428 00:26:11,059 --> 00:26:12,059 They'll start dating? 429 00:26:12,084 --> 00:26:13,292 No! 430 00:26:13,292 --> 00:26:18,876 You can date but you may not have sex until you've graduated high school! 431 00:26:18,876 --> 00:26:20,126 There, you can have sex in college. 432 00:26:20,126 --> 00:26:23,334 You can't have sex until you've graduated from college! 433 00:26:23,334 --> 00:26:24,729 Then when you're working. 434 00:26:24,754 --> 00:26:28,642 You can't have sex until-- Until I-- 435 00:26:28,667 --> 00:26:31,334 Until I understand the meaning of all this! 436 00:26:31,334 --> 00:26:32,334 What you are! 437 00:26:32,334 --> 00:26:35,209 Ah. You will never ever have sex. 438 00:26:35,209 --> 00:26:37,959 Hey. We can do it instead. 439 00:26:37,959 --> 00:26:39,876 - Tough sell. - You don't want this? 440 00:26:39,876 --> 00:26:41,149 - Excuse me? - What is that? 441 00:26:41,174 --> 00:26:42,209 It's my cock. 442 00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:44,331 Excuse me. Excuse me. 443 00:26:48,454 --> 00:26:50,913 Pastora, please calm down. 444 00:26:50,938 --> 00:26:53,688 All right, here. To conciliate you, 445 00:26:54,214 --> 00:26:56,673 we have decided to join your church. 446 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:59,790 Yes, that's right. We will join your church and at the same time, 447 00:26:59,815 --> 00:27:01,709 we'll be able to watch over our children-- 448 00:27:01,709 --> 00:27:02,292 Yes. 449 00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:07,042 and this will be part of healing Carmen and I's relationship. 450 00:27:07,067 --> 00:27:08,267 No! 451 00:27:08,604 --> 00:27:11,126 That I can accept and I can back up. 452 00:27:11,174 --> 00:27:12,792 When do you want to get baptized? 453 00:27:12,792 --> 00:27:14,459 I'll need to order the water from France. 454 00:27:14,459 --> 00:27:16,876 Oh no, we have a problem. Let's delay the baptism. 455 00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:19,667 I'm scheduled for a circumcision tomorrow. 456 00:27:19,709 --> 00:27:21,334 We'll have to reschedule the baptism. 457 00:27:21,334 --> 00:27:22,351 Yeah? 458 00:27:22,376 --> 00:27:25,126 Now you know why he and I had to separate. 459 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,053 His foreskin stinks like hell. 460 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,240 Hey! What do you think you're doing? 461 00:27:31,532 --> 00:27:34,979 You said only sex is not allowed. 462 00:27:35,299 --> 00:27:37,216 Where does sex start? 463 00:27:37,888 --> 00:27:39,346 Where does it start? 464 00:27:39,459 --> 00:27:40,823 With the letter 'S'. 465 00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:51,447 What's bothering you? 466 00:27:52,657 --> 00:27:54,573 Is our plan gonna work? 467 00:27:55,376 --> 00:27:58,417 What if it doesn't? Then we'll all get kicked out. 468 00:28:00,627 --> 00:28:02,104 Don't worry about it, Erica. 469 00:28:02,876 --> 00:28:04,292 Let's trust P. Corny. 470 00:28:23,376 --> 00:28:24,376 Sir! 471 00:28:25,744 --> 00:28:28,052 Looks like you're lost. 472 00:28:29,579 --> 00:28:32,704 This isn't your office anymore. 473 00:28:34,459 --> 00:28:36,501 I don't think so. 474 00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:39,667 You know what, 475 00:28:41,126 --> 00:28:43,959 I do miss this spot. 476 00:28:44,821 --> 00:28:49,112 You think I'll ever get it back? 477 00:28:52,459 --> 00:28:53,876 Hmm.. You could, sir. 478 00:28:54,584 --> 00:28:57,834 But you're too old now. 479 00:28:57,834 --> 00:28:59,126 Ouchie. 480 00:28:59,126 --> 00:29:03,221 They're looking for a principal who's fresh-- 481 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:05,042 Young. 482 00:29:06,126 --> 00:29:07,334 Innovative. 483 00:29:10,751 --> 00:29:12,542 And a pervert. 484 00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:15,626 Excuse me? 485 00:29:16,584 --> 00:29:17,760 Excuse me? 486 00:29:21,922 --> 00:29:23,755 Come on! 487 00:29:23,959 --> 00:29:27,959 I just wanted to get a feel of your soft thighs. 488 00:29:29,838 --> 00:29:32,213 Okay. Fine. 489 00:29:34,427 --> 00:29:35,658 How about this? 490 00:29:36,006 --> 00:29:40,057 Sir! Please don't, sir! Don't touch my boobs! 491 00:29:40,751 --> 00:29:42,334 You're way too fussy. 492 00:29:45,330 --> 00:29:46,330 Okay, then. 493 00:29:50,607 --> 00:29:51,940 How about a kiss? 494 00:29:55,534 --> 00:29:58,588 Yuck. Is this really happening in Vanguard? 495 00:30:00,079 --> 00:30:03,537 Sir Ragos is disgusting. I can't believe I thought he was cute. 496 00:30:08,751 --> 00:30:09,751 Guys. 497 00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:13,541 This is a serious allegation. 498 00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:20,294 Are you telling me that our principal took advantage of you? 499 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:21,610 Our Mr. Ragos? 500 00:30:21,635 --> 00:30:23,721 Yes, sir. It's true! 501 00:30:29,474 --> 00:30:33,724 I'm not doubting you one bit, Ms. Reynes. 502 00:30:34,584 --> 00:30:36,584 But we have to have proof-- 503 00:30:38,001 --> 00:30:39,834 If we are to pin him down. 504 00:30:41,626 --> 00:30:43,292 Maybe we can set him up. 505 00:30:44,584 --> 00:30:45,584 Right? 506 00:30:46,253 --> 00:30:47,253 Yeah. 507 00:30:47,542 --> 00:30:49,909 He kept asking about you when you weren't coming to class. 508 00:30:50,552 --> 00:30:54,135 It's possible he'll ask you to his office when he finds out you're back. 509 00:30:55,599 --> 00:30:58,141 You should record your conversation. 510 00:30:58,459 --> 00:30:59,459 Hold a second. 511 00:31:01,209 --> 00:31:05,334 I don't think recording the conversation will hold water in court. 512 00:31:05,963 --> 00:31:09,709 But we can try and as long as-- 513 00:31:10,334 --> 00:31:12,042 Erica agrees to it. 514 00:31:13,042 --> 00:31:14,042 Yes, sir. 515 00:31:14,709 --> 00:31:16,334 - I can do it. - You sure? 516 00:31:20,626 --> 00:31:21,626 So game? 517 00:31:22,751 --> 00:31:24,167 - Game. - Game. 518 00:31:32,964 --> 00:31:36,339 How are you? I haven't been seeing you in class. 519 00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:40,751 I was getting nervous. 520 00:31:42,039 --> 00:31:45,253 I just wasn’t feeling well, s- sir. 521 00:31:49,687 --> 00:31:51,853 You haven't told anybody, have you? 522 00:31:53,334 --> 00:31:54,334 N-no, sir. 523 00:32:01,542 --> 00:32:05,084 Si-sir, please don't. Don't do this, please. 524 00:32:05,084 --> 00:32:06,706 Oh, come on... 525 00:32:07,251 --> 00:32:11,026 I just wanted to get a feel of your soft thighs. 526 00:32:13,084 --> 00:32:15,334 Okay. Fine. 527 00:32:19,376 --> 00:32:20,409 How about this? 528 00:32:20,917 --> 00:32:24,838 Sir! Please don't sir! Don't touch my boobs! 529 00:32:25,672 --> 00:32:27,338 You're way too fussy. 530 00:32:30,334 --> 00:32:31,334 Okay, then. 531 00:32:35,477 --> 00:32:36,682 How about a kiss? 532 00:32:52,584 --> 00:33:04,167 You were listening to the voice of the newly elected principal of Vanguard High. 533 00:33:06,396 --> 00:33:09,206 The good boy teacher who turns out to be 534 00:33:10,959 --> 00:33:18,901 a predator! A pervert! Some guy who likes to hit on fuzzies. 535 00:33:19,709 --> 00:33:21,620 - Fuzzies? - Fuzzies? 536 00:33:22,884 --> 00:33:27,440 Fuzzies are hair that's just growing out! 537 00:33:41,706 --> 00:33:43,085 Here he comes, sis! 538 00:33:43,110 --> 00:33:44,651 Are you ready? 539 00:33:44,787 --> 00:33:46,954 Is everybody ready? Here he comes! Here he comes! 540 00:33:46,979 --> 00:33:49,885 Pervert! Pervert! 541 00:33:49,910 --> 00:33:52,751 Boo! Pervert! 542 00:33:52,776 --> 00:33:57,409 Pervert! Pervert! Boo! 543 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,673 You will all receive disciplinary action! 544 00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:10,876 In fact, I'll have you all suspended! 545 00:34:10,876 --> 00:34:12,542 You have no right! 546 00:34:34,054 --> 00:34:37,220 Sir, I'm sorry, sir! 547 00:34:37,245 --> 00:34:38,417 Sir! Sorry, sir! 548 00:34:38,417 --> 00:34:43,331 Sir Corny, we're sorry for not trusting you. 549 00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:47,376 Okay. 550 00:34:48,563 --> 00:34:50,260 Apologies accepted. 551 00:34:52,113 --> 00:34:53,488 Do you remember the saying-- 552 00:34:53,513 --> 00:34:56,489 "Do not trust everything you see." 553 00:34:57,459 --> 00:35:00,667 Salt also looks like sugar. 554 00:35:02,539 --> 00:35:04,004 Just like Ragos. 555 00:35:04,180 --> 00:35:06,685 We were blinded by his good looks. 556 00:35:07,771 --> 00:35:08,771 Ouch. 557 00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:11,917 That's even more hurtful, Ms. Joyce. 558 00:35:13,084 --> 00:35:14,626 Am I really not handsome? 559 00:35:16,042 --> 00:35:19,459 Sir, you are a good man. 560 00:35:19,792 --> 00:35:22,584 That's why we'd like to ask you again 561 00:35:22,646 --> 00:35:25,938 if you're willing to remain as principal of Vanguard. 562 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,167 Hmm. 563 00:35:29,542 --> 00:35:30,709 You know what? 564 00:35:31,667 --> 00:35:33,917 After everything that's happened, 565 00:35:36,315 --> 00:35:42,848 I've thought of a better position where I can serve. 566 00:35:43,459 --> 00:35:45,001 And what is that? 567 00:35:48,084 --> 00:35:53,716 They say, your friends in high school will become your friends for life. 568 00:35:53,948 --> 00:35:57,198 Those are the best years of our lives. 569 00:35:57,706 --> 00:36:00,873 We discover ourselves. 570 00:36:01,208 --> 00:36:05,834 We get to explore. Experience new things. 571 00:36:07,482 --> 00:36:10,940 We learn what's right and wrong. 572 00:36:11,571 --> 00:36:15,404 We get to test what our parents taught us. 573 00:36:16,513 --> 00:36:22,459 But you'll also start to really think about: what do you want to do with your life? 574 00:36:23,542 --> 00:36:27,251 And you'll only achieve whatever it is if you try. 575 00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:31,959 And if you don't, so what? Just keep trying. 576 00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:35,351 Do not be discouraged if you don't succeed on your first few tries. 577 00:36:35,376 --> 00:36:38,375 Relax. Maybe it's not for you. 578 00:36:38,711 --> 00:36:43,081 If it is, things will fall into place. But never give up. 579 00:36:44,521 --> 00:36:48,521 Some things you can only get if you go after them aggressively. 580 00:36:50,532 --> 00:36:52,698 But some require patience. 581 00:36:53,167 --> 00:37:01,893 Take it slow. Relax. High school will fly by so fast. Enjoy it while it lasts. 582 00:37:03,409 --> 00:37:06,251 I'm telling you these because I've been through the same thing. 583 00:37:06,251 --> 00:37:09,084 I've been there. In the stock rooms? 584 00:37:09,959 --> 00:37:11,542 At the guidance office? 585 00:37:12,709 --> 00:37:13,917 At the parking lot? 586 00:37:14,501 --> 00:37:15,876 At the comfort room? 587 00:37:16,622 --> 00:37:18,203 At the library? 588 00:37:20,451 --> 00:37:23,368 Oh, yes. I've been there. Can you imagine? 589 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:30,042 That's why I'm here. To guide you. And to make sure you enjoy your high school days. 590 00:37:30,711 --> 00:37:34,172 Vanguard! Vanguard! Off to a great start! 591 00:37:34,197 --> 00:37:37,727 Always true to our minds and hearts! 592 00:37:37,996 --> 00:37:39,371 Truth conquers all! 593 00:37:39,396 --> 00:37:41,646 Rawr, rawr, rawr! 594 00:37:46,487 --> 00:37:50,446 I heard you helped Paco expose Mr. Ragos. 595 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:54,227 Help him? I thought up the whole plan. 596 00:37:54,417 --> 00:37:56,751 Mm? I see. 597 00:37:56,915 --> 00:37:58,430 I'm so proud of you! 598 00:37:58,584 --> 00:38:01,360 You're so gutsy and manly! 599 00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:04,102 But I'm gay. 600 00:38:04,167 --> 00:38:06,042 With a feminine side. 601 00:38:08,251 --> 00:38:09,709 Come here. 602 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,664 Come here! 603 00:38:18,334 --> 00:38:19,876 Can we start again? 604 00:38:20,537 --> 00:38:22,079 Promise, I'll take it slow. 605 00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:26,417 I know you're extra cautious because of what Mr. Ragos did to you. 606 00:38:27,959 --> 00:38:29,907 I will wait till you're ready. 607 00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:34,360 You don’t have to worry too much about me. 608 00:38:34,667 --> 00:38:35,844 I'm okay. 609 00:38:36,090 --> 00:38:37,774 I will be okay. 610 00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:42,167 Can I place my hand here? 611 00:38:43,181 --> 00:38:45,047 Or here. 612 00:39:04,297 --> 00:39:06,594 Why don't all four of us hang out? 613 00:39:08,462 --> 00:39:10,504 I'm not into orgies anymore. 614 00:39:10,529 --> 00:39:12,321 Pastora hates that stuff. 615 00:39:16,971 --> 00:39:19,985 How about a… double date? 616 00:39:20,553 --> 00:39:22,553 Game! 617 00:39:23,126 --> 00:39:25,149 Then let's go!